At some point in my morning, I take time for a cup of coffee. Here are the steps I took to get it done today:
1: decide to have a coffee
2: select flavour pod from my son's Nespresso collection
3: pick pod and open Nespresso machine to insert
4: realize the collector bin for used pods is full
5: get a bag from the wardrobe in front hall to collect pods for recycle
6: multiple bags fall out
7: decide to attach extra bags to dog leash so I'm ready for his next walk
8: find leash and attach bags
9: put dog leash away and realize I left broom in front porch when I answered the door earlier
10: return broom to basement
11: return to coffee machine
12: remember I need a bag
13: retrieve the bag I left in the front porch
14: empty used pods in bag
15: hang pod on front door handle so son 'might' see it and take it in
16: return to coffee machine
17: realize machine is out of water
18: disconnect reservoir and walk to sink
19: son has left empty milk carton in sink
20: rinse out milk carton and crush it
21: put milk carton in recycle in back porch
22: return to kitchen
23: fill water reservoir and attach to machine
24: can't remember if I've put a new pod in machine
25: open machine and pod falls into used pod bin
26: retrieve new pod from used bin and re-insert
27: close lid
28: select cup from cupboard
29: insert cup and press start
30: watch with eager anticipation as steaming coffee fills cup
31: answer phone
32: Sears delivery guys are early - new washer & dryer will be here in 10 minutes, not two hours
33: move car from front
34: disconnect washer and dryer
35: clear crap off stairs
36: lock dog in back porch
37: lock cat in bedroom
38: Sears arrives
39: old machines out
40: new machines in
41: re-connect washer and dryer
42: return to kitchen
43: pour out old, cold coffee
44: select new flavour pod
45: make a new coffee
46: answer phone
47: wife asks "So what are you up to?"
48: I respond "Having a coffee."
49: wife responds "Must be nice to have all that free time on your hands."
50: nod silently
